Wild fans shouldn’t be bitter. The so-called team of 18,000 are easily the fairest-weather fans in this fucking city, which is odd considering they’re the only team that’s been a postseason entity in the last few seasons.

So, Monja Willis has Nick Wright’s cell number?

Really wish someone would just beat the everloving fuck out of this asshole before he even makes it to the area tonight.

Green Lantern. My favorite comic book hero of all time ever, and my older son’s first lesson in ‘how to not throw it in the old man’s face when his childhood comic hero’s movie is a shitshow and two hours out of your lives you’re never, ever gonna get back.’

5/4 is a common decking stock, in everything from treated yellow pine to exotic hardwoods, Tim.

To be fair to the Lions fans, most autocorrects don’t distinguish between ‘losers’ and ‘loosers’.

Take your medicine, son. Just shut the fuck up and take your million-dollar medicine.

Congratulations on starting a computer nerd war in reply to a jalopnik article.

Nope. She stays in the discussion as long as she stays married to Ray Rice.

Jeepers, Doogie. I know they’re only four years old, but it’s never to soon to add in a salad.

We all agree that this was a terrible, momentum-changing missed call - but it’s like Draper wrote. They’re not gonna replay the final three minutes. At least not now that Nike has a fresh inventory of insufferable Duke national championship gear to unload on every asshat who’ll actually admit to being a fan of this…

Curious as to how many comprise so many as to not get you worked up. This was a blown call that clearly swing momentum Duke’s way at precisely the right time. In a NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP game.

I’ll live and die a Badgers homer, but really - she’s citing the UW program as somehow on a higher moral ground than the Duke program?

Jesus. A husband-and-wife couple up the road from me are desk jockeys with the BATF and I'm pretty sure they could both OBLITERATE this test.

+1 and done.

The Badgers won handily, but I can't help but feel bad for all the local Wildcats fans. I mean, 38-1 and it's back to work at the meth lab a day earlier than planned.

See what happens when a bunch of asshat Metro-area Twins fans move to the hated East for better property value and lower property taxes? You get seven Wisconsin counties where you can't swing a dead gopher without hitting some jackass sporting Joe Mauer-esque sideburns.

Why, oh why do people outside Los Angeles still give a damn about the NBA?

4,000 words on how to make a fucking Manhattan?

We lived near the county seat - an county courthouse - where I grew up. The town happened to be built on some kind of glacial feature which made it the highest point above sea level in the whole county. And then they built this ridiculously tall dome atop the courthouse. I rememer my great-grandpa, who in his day ran…