What's her novel going to be about?

This is EXACTLY what has gone through my head both times I've been in really, REALLY bad air.

Oh, Hell. Not this again. Countdown to "Fuck yeah, Wisconsin! Spotted Cow!" in 3...2...1...

I was trying to think, is this the one in the Dells, proper - or the one in Lake Delton? I haven't been to those ice arenas in a few years.

Roundabout, but we'll allow it.

Well, after the last couple of Heisman winner debacles, they needed the squeaky-cleanest finalist that hardly anyone has actually seen play, to win the award.

Reading this after my wife just made me lecture my boys (STERNLY) about why the 'Selena Gomez's bleached asshole' joke they told us on the way to the cottage is NOT funny.

Bryant assaulted the ring.

Activism stuff? What activism stuff?

What is that crap all over that quarterback's face?

I can't think of a Stihl or Husqa dealer anywhere around my home acres that won't sharpen up chains on their models for $10. I saw seasonally - just enough oak to keep trails clear and the hunting shack warm - so it's worth the money to make sure it's done by someone who knows what the heck he's doing.

Pretty much everywhere I go, Milwaukee is retailing a one-hand recip saw plus battery for $99.

Please, let this relationship result in a J.T. Barrett-Clark-Barrett, Junior.

You can see why an OB-GYN might look at patient history and flatly refuse to examine, though. Why put your professional credibility - indeed, your career - at risk?

Damn fine list!

I can't imagine living in an apartment building and having gunfire erupt in an adjacent unit.

I'm just old and connected enough now that the one or two games per year I do attend at Lambeau, I'm sitting in a suite (see what I did there?), but I enter through the Fleet Farm gate most games and I'd say in the last five or six years, especially Monday night games, it's amateur night in the tailgate lots.

She's gonna fuck, then kill someone.

Not as cute as THIS couple.

I gave my teenaged son an electric guitar just two weeks ago and as payback, he taught himself the opening riff of Heatseeker and the rhythm part of This Means War for good measure.