LinkedIn's business development scams are absolute shit. They seriously have people that I'm assuming they pay to try to sell me the secrets to unlocking qualified prospects and filling my sales pipeline.

Until they update Uncle O'Grimacey and start wheeling him out during Shamrock Shake season, McDonald's can eat shit!

So, you could say that these four assholes are the WORST of the worst.

So, you're one of the remaining eight non-Mexicans under the age of 70 but over the age of 19 and living in Denver who was actually born in Denver?

Y-o-u-apostrophe-r-e means 'you are'. Y-o-u-r means 'YOUR'!

This is an awfully thoughtful read. The vast majority of men never truly find the thing that they're good at, enjoy getting better at, and can earn a living at. Fewer still have that taken away while still in their twenties.

Nope. Not Woodman's.

Oh, this. Father-in-law's health is failing and with mother-in-law gone a few years, the daughters and son have begun the arduous process of preparing for what happen when their dad passes on. Even though it might be a few years (or a few months), heirs agreed to 'get as much of the paperwork' underway as possible…

Dude wears a 56 suit jacket - 37 pieces of flair wouldn't make a dent.

Why has my twitter exploded with tweets from people who are at times, "disappointed...sad...upset...feeling for..." Shalane? She wasn't even expected to finish in the top ten, was she?

When I had to cut back on fats, I decided that if ice cream had to become a much rarer item at home, I would never buy ice cream at a grocer again. I was surprised to find three standalone ice cream factories - is that the right term? - with storefront retail, within a half hour of home. The pack their quart…

Watch the replay of that kerfuffel between Gomez and Cole yesterday - Gomez is already at first base and OH SHIT GET ON YOUR HORSE by the time the camera cuts back from the ball's carom of the wall in center to Gomez on the base paths. Cole gives up a garbage pitch that - if it hadn't gone over the wall - should have…

Did anyone else catch the live broadcast, where, CLEARLY, Cole was hurling expletives toward Gomez as he blazed around second and into third base after he realized the ball hadn't left the yard?

Most of these meatballs have a lifetime of middle management at Taylor Corp ahead of them, anyway.

The NBA's original petulant man-child abandons ship on a losing team and then tweets empty promises to those who sign his paychecks?

Mentally ill, eh? Well, whether he broke the law or not (did he break the law?) I'm really looking forward to the debate on whether it's wiser to take away all our backpacks, or just limit access to backpacks for the mentally ill.

I'm not so sure about $82.28 per day - if you have a two-income household that earns, say, $150K per year gross, you could stash around half of that pre-tax, not feel it on your take home, and then probably figure out a way to cut corners to get closer to that number than you might expect. Keep in mind that the…

Don't get me wrong - nothing against Kluwe and he's an amusing media gadfly, but I have to agree with our local sports radio guy: Whether or not by his own doing, he's teetering on the grand distinction of becoming the 'Mo Rocca of professional sports'.

Man, alive. You just can't go the fuck away, can you, Kluwe?

"The longer they spend making your drink, the more you should tip"?