THIS is why we can't have nice things. THIS

The 1% continue to find stupid shit to spend their money on. They have made their own economy based on the most trite and vacuous crap that could be imagined. I understand the value in rarity but over $10,000,000? Please.

Does it even need to be said (or, has it already been a hundred times)?

Yeah, this is called in media res and it's been around for literally thousands of years

Not every Batman adventure has to be a part of the Justice League universe. A Billionaire Vigilante is much more plausible in a world w/ normal humans than an alien supercharged by our solar rays that also happens to look exactly like us.

The animation is cool, but that has to be the WORST Batman voice ever. It would have been much better had he stayed silent.

Oh. My. God. He must've fantasized that the whole thing would've played out like Scott Pilgrim. That makes it all the more depressingly hilarious.

A drugged drink and a gag are all the captors need. Your passport is a nice thing, but is easily discarded.

The scariest takeaway from this whole thing is that the criminal would've been able to successfully carry out his scheme if he'd not gotten over-ambitious. The fine line is a very frightening place.

I can just hear Ken Ham denying it right now.

Sorry if us commoners wear t-shirts around here.

Also, while I'm thinking of it.

I'm really happy for Heroes fans, but I'm still waiting for:

I might be the only person who thought that was a very poetic ending.

I don't care how bad the other seasons were. Season 1 of Heroes was epic. A stunning achievement. If they can even come close to that season, they'll have a winner.