I'm gonna cause a interweb buzz by making letters out of my pubes and asshairs.

Seriously though, that's a lot of trouble just to make letters that could have easily been scribbled with a Wacom pen in Photoshop.

Jesus, no.

That hippie version of Seth Rogan (left, in 2nd pic) is one lucky bastardo.

My eyes must be fucked because all I see are splotches of light blue and lavender on the sides of the buildings. I kept staring and still no cars appeared on the road like I had anticipated. I don't believe in magic anymore.

@ 1:25

What's distracting me from the super cool auto-lace action is the sight of McFly's frumpy sock soaking up gutter water.

....Pssshhh....

Holy shit I laughed so hard at this.



Edit: I meant that I was laughing while ragingly erect. I'm currently hanging out at the Sochi Olympics.

The question was answered a long time ago, people...

"8. Women can smell genetic incompatibility."

Remember to wash your stank asses, dudes.

"But banning people in the game they paid for is not the brightest idea..."

A bunch of naked dudes—gay or straight—sharing showers and undoubtedly and undeniably checking out each other's dicks is pretty damn gay to begin with anyways, so all of the people making a fuss might as well get over it.

When I first watched the video, I was thinking: "I'm about to laugh my ass off at this dude" and I started counting the seconds until "the fall". Then I saw the girl eat the ice hard with her ass and I felt bad for her—and also for the fact that I didn't get the laugh that I had anticipated.

BALLS OF CORN.

"Also before you go defending Ice-T too much I would hope you realize that he used to be involved in human trafficking."

"who the fuck doesn't know what a Pegasus is. Muthafucka has kids, I know he's got to have seen Disney's Hercules at least once"

"If people want to get twisted up about it that is just fine by me."

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Sounds like a lot of the time was spent on his remarks about what he was reading. Also, it sounds obvious as hell that he was exaggerating the "3.5 hrs for 25 pages" for anecdotal purposes. You're trying too hard.

I just figured that the reason why the game is so short was because Konami only had so much in funds to keep Kiefer Sutherland on board for a video game. *shrug*

My thoughts exactly—and to the letter.

I'm no Jeopardy fan, but I'm seeing comments in his defense that point out the fact that other Jeopardy champions have used the same strategy while no one made a big fucking deal about it. So then what's different? From the way I see it, the only differences between Chu and other…

...You're the little rapist boy's dad.

Yea, in a country where the populous is highly diverse and people are allowed and encouraged to stand up for themselves, there are going to be "lots of hoops of political correctness". Your "fact" that Asians are "more inherently racist than most other people" is hilarious, by the way, and reveals how sheltered you…