There you go, then: We know it can be done. So we’re just waiting on you, Lena Dunham: Post a video of you single-handedly shoeing a quarterhorse and we’ll know you mean business.

Seems it would be common decency for them to at least rip a phone book in half. Wouldn’t even have to be a phone book for a large city. Pittsburgh would do.

Why is it I suspect that none—not one—of the ‘strong’ women ever identified as such could, if asked, bend a cast iron frying pan in half?

I’m not bugged by viral content per se. Rather, I’m more annoyed that it’s never viral content that serves my interests. To wit, why can’t I fire up my Facebook-mo-tron in the morning and find a continual scroll of:

You’re through the looking glass, I see . . .

A little bit of schizophrenia is so much better than a lot or none at all.

Sorry, I’ve been told that sexism is JUST as bad in the West as it is in Moslem societies, so she’s basically just out of the frying pan, into the fire, now.

B-bu-but, I’ve been told my so many very, very well-informed internetpersons that wearing a headscarf ensures that women in Moslem societies are treated decently and equitably and that the overall wonderful progressive equalness of Moslem societies is SO much better than the nasty sexism of the West! HOW COULD THIS…

I have heard so, so many times that our highways are only as crowded as they are because there are so many illegal immigrants. Truly. As if the Ventura in L.A. will take 10 minutes once we’ve gotten rid of them all or something.

That is like the worst thing: When people start talking—particularly with three or more appended clauses—without thinking ahead to how they’re going to tie it all together. Notecards people!

dinner-cum-rally

1.) I have an idea that if we picked up the Pentagon, turned it upside-down and shook it, that rather a lot of art history majors would fall out.

Given the bedshit that is the F-35, we might as well just give it up as a bad job and skip right to the sixth-generation fighter.

I really hate guns and gun owners. I also really hate motorcycles and motorcycle riders. So I’m conflicted here.

The Gathering of the Juggalos Online.

Responded before I saw this. Yes. That was my prom theme in 1998.

Yo. My prom theme at the end of the 90s was their “End of the Road”. Gawd that was hot.

Quite a case of duggarface on this one:

Was there ever any doubt in your mind?

Is it just me* or are Christians and Republicans and such having an increasingly hard time communicating with other human beings who do not share 100% of their in-group signals and codewords and such?