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If apple just said, “We’re just going to stop at the 5C for a while,” I’d be fine with it. The 5C hit every mark with me; I really don’t need anything else. All the silly jiggery-pokery with photo mosaics and Metal and shit? Don’t need it. Never use it.

Listen, I’m someone who got tired of iOS, tried Android and now has come back. Here’s what I missed:

I couldn’t adapt. Tried to use an Asus Zenfone 2 for about 8 months, couldn’t hack it. Went back to my iPhone 5C. Now certainly, the godawful un-uninstallable bloatware on the Zenfone didn’t help, plus I missed about 10 iOS features (do you realize how awesome the ‘skip ahead 15 secs’ button on the Podcasts app is?!).…

Good luck: It is VERY difficult to find a sub-5" phone, even in Androidland nowadays. It’s taken practically an act of Congress for them to bring the Samsung Mini to the U.S.

Yes. Bigger phones makes typing HARDER, not easier. A phone should be fully usable by ONE HAND.

Oh this is so great. No, seriously: I HATE the new HUGE PHONE craze, both Apple- and Android-led. I don’t WANT a 5 or 6-inch beast: It doesn’t fit in my pocket (or hand). It makes typing harder, not easier.

I love that Finicum is dead.

No. They’re terrorists.

They’re terrorists.

They’re terrorists.

They’re terrorists.

I love that Finicum is dead.

Nope, they’re terrorists. Kill (more of) them.

Nope, they are terrorists.

Video games are so terrible. Seriously, video games: A failed concept.

Probably millions of snakes.

Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please . . .

That’s stupid.

Sounds about right. Humanities and social sciences are a joke and they are now dropping the pretense of being anything but.