I find cyclists of any bent really, really off-putting. There is this super-brittle sense of honor and ownership over the road. I’ve seen more than a few of those videos where a car driver does something that isn’t quite to a biker’s taste so he and his friends follow the guy for five miles til he stops then basically…

Durst World Problems.

You’re thinking of USC scholarships.

I feel I deserve some of the credit for her getting this scholarship, since I freely admit that a LOT of Pornhub’s money is probably from my clicks and adviews. I am, quite frankly, a pretty contemptible horndog.

Good kill him. I for one have a consistent ethic: I believe in both reproductive choice AND in the legitimacy of the death penalty.

Sid really disturbs me. ‘Cause that is NOT an alright child. And not just in a personally quirky or even mentally unwell way but in the sense of a kid who has been really persistently neglected and badly parented. Unsupervised access to tools, weapons and fire? Expressions of hostility and anger toward inanimate…

Damn, my Pokemon animals got loose again . . .

Geeze, the Corp’s insistence that every Marine put on his ‘war face’ for his portrait quite often yields some goofy-ass facial expressions.

Oh this is apparently only one of their many products. They also make a “jet”:

[something racist]

There’s some poor Texan who sold his used golf cart to Ghana preparing a lawsuit right now.

bias towards action

“Racist Islamaphobia”

Also, anti-racists now think religions are races.

Okay, right HERE:

Well, we’ll always have the memories.

SSSSHHHH!! No one must know!!

Sherry is not a half-bad fortified wine: why then do women named Sherry turn out to be such insufferable hogs?

Some day, when you’re being wheelchaired to the podium at the Kennedy Center for a lucite chunk, you will know it’s all been worthwhile, Drew.