Cultural imperialism doesn’t exist. Its silly PC catastrophizing.

That doesn’t matter. Do they own the mountain? No, they don't.

It really isn’t. Not compared to a scientific project like this. Worship your bullshit tiki gods somewhere else.

The secret lies in his super aerodynamic skinny jeans.

It’s only slightly more ridiculous than the quantity of weapons that guy is carrying around.

Yknow lets take your politically correct OCD as-understood, okay? It isn’t actually out of bounds to ever critize one religion without, in the same sentence, criticizing all of them.

Yes. Religion—any religion—ruins everything.

Such a beautiful tale of the moderate, peaceful culture of Islam.

Actually sometimes being drunk doesn’t even matter . . .

Well, no: The general advice of the philosophers of many cultures and traditions is to make no icons, especially not those patterned on yourself.

Or, here’s an idea, maybe we don’t need to do anything and that if Moslems just CANNOT help but go join murderists then that says something about Islam.

Actually teenagers are smart and capable. Not these worthless dips, but many of them.

Terrorist. Got what was coming to her and to all of those shits. Nice of them to turn on each other. Saves us time.

Those few who don’t resist and join up? They are evil.

‘The Moistmaker’ is when my wife goes out to run errands and comes back to find I have done 4 loads of laundry, run the dishwasher, paid the bills, and am now on the couch reading story books with the kids.

It is, actually, really difficult for me to understand.

So glad we rescued those folks from extermination. Same with Jihadi John being from Kuwait.

No. No, I’m pretty sure this is a straightforward situation: ISIS is evil and we are not. Full stop. Life isn’t a Howard Zinn book.

What do I mean? I mean ISIS is evil and we are not. Sorry if that’s too complex for you. Secular democratic republic vs. barbaric Islamic theocracy is just a coin toss to you, huh?

No, they weren’t. The Sunnis were just mad when they discovered, post Saddam, that they were 35% of Iraq. AQ tried to wage a holy war to change that and had their asses justly handed to them. Sunnis deserve what happened to them.