Lay-er Orgasma in the porn parody.

So, in other words, don’t keep calm and don’t carry on? “Panic and hide at the slightest sign of danger”?

I dunno, don’t we want to keep the hideous blimps that are Trump and Carson (plus maybe Huckabee, Santorum, Fiorina and Christie) flying as long as possible? Sure, there’s endless pleasure to be had mocking them. But when they go down, we’ll be left with much harder rocks—to wit, Rubio.

Oops, polluted them again for ya!

Even in the far future, the military still buys essentially armorless bomb-bait vehicles for soldiers to be killed in.

I’m in training to be a firefighter right now. Last week we did vehicle extrication. Got to wield one of these babies. Looks similar:

Meh. Just looks like those ray-gun artillery things that are uselessly deployed against Godzilla in every film.

Let me start a crazy rumor of my own: There’s probably going to be a mass shooting at one of the theaters showing SW:FA. I have no idea if it will be opening weekend or else in the weeks and months that follows, but I just have a base-of-the-neck, intuitive, spidey-sense feeling that some contemptible 4chan “betamale”…

And don’t get me started on the Dwarf! His character image promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy stereotype. Fewer than 1% of all men—even hormonal dwarf men—are capable of growing a beard with that level of bristle-y-ness and fullness! And his FEET! Do we really want boys and young men to look in the mirror and judge…

Me, I hated Dragon’s Crown and think this is glorious.

Crudup, bitches down.

You are all such very contemptible sheep for being excited for Star Wars.

My dad lived in NYC all thru the 60s and said that between the 1965 and 1971 blackouts, you could tell how much America had decayed. In 65, it was a party atmosphere; everyone laughing, helping each other. He had to walk home from Manhattan to Queens after work and remembered looking back as he crossed over the bridge…

Just writing a textual document—like a long-ish email—is difficult enough on an iPad—even one with a Bluetooth keyboard—that I’ve lost patience with it. And of course if you need to juggle tabs or do any sort of file management then you’ll soon find yourself hating life.

Adblockers are good, yes. But if avoiding ads is your game, then RSS is still here. RSS still loves you. Like a fundamentally solid ex you left years ago to chase that little tart Twitter, RSS is still around, still waiting for you. The door to her place is always open . . .

*I found about 15 GB of S&M porn and renaissance fair pictures in his internet cache...*

Indeed. For me, this was the iPad/tablet killer:

Oh indeed. But there’s the added fact that a netbook or chromebook or whatever is almost as good a device for consuming and also for creating and it costs $400+ less than a tablet and you have the makings of a real criticism.

Yes. The earliest criticism of iPads (and tablets, more broadly) still seems like the best criticism: That they are devices for consuming not creating.

Maybe my experience is idiosyncratic but I have to say: I am done with tablets. I had an iPad 3. Then I switched to a Nexus 10. Then I got rid of them both and got myself a super-slim Asus Chromebook. The Chromebook is far and away the most useful/easy/fun/fast of the 3 to me. Its actually halfway useful for work. It…