Virtual Reality: No, It Really Hasn’t Improved At All!

In my experience, religion tends toward the “magical sky fairy” view of religion.

“PULL MY FINGER, DRACULA!”

See this, this right here? We need a fitness band or smartwatch that looks like this before I’ll ever be interested.

That’s straight-up ridiculous: Doggy-style sex is the best of things.

Yes. That cross he’s holding up? It’s to ward off a rack of chinos at Target.

Hatchi matchi...

I have good memories of this show and of HGTV in general. In the years B.C. (Before Children), my wife and I—who both worked for academic institutions and so had lengthy holiday vacations—spent the Xmas/New Years week pretty much watching HGTV, drinking beer and turkey sandwiches nonstop while the Xmas tree lights…

As I’ve said elsewhere: Hot young barista girls are always super into me.

Meh. She ain’t gots enough meat for a guy like me.

We need to start a thread of “Reasons a UT Austin Student Would Shoot Someone.” I’ll go first:

Buns glazin'.

Remember everyone: an armed society is a polite society. The internet told me so.

I like that this and a number of other dungeon crawl/minis combat games have collapsed the roll-to-hit-then-roll-again-to-damage rigamerole into a single ‘opposed’ roll to do damage. Of anything from Old D&D that needs to be jettisoned, it is the phenomenon of endless strings of ‘misses’ punctuated by the occasional…

Pretty sure baseball is more boring than fucking. Oh...wait. Misunderstood your comment. My bad...

Aw, I misread that headline as ‘self-loving’ sorority girls and thought it was a story about young women having a charity masturbathon. I am disappoint.

Okay: Stop making FPS games and action RPGs, America. You’re really not doing any favours to your own international reputation.

Remember everyone: This is sick and wrong. Perverted. Unfeminist.

Posted this below in response to someone but I think bears repeating here:

I post this a lot on Kickstarter-scam-related posts but: I have essentially NEVER had this kind of problem in the 27 Kickstarters I have backed in Tabletop Games. Sometimes there are delays (viz. Tanto Cuore is going to be a whole year late). One time there was case where the developer totally flaked out by…