Buns glazin'.

Remember everyone: an armed society is a polite society. The internet told me so.

I like that this and a number of other dungeon crawl/minis combat games have collapsed the roll-to-hit-then-roll-again-to-damage rigamerole into a single ‘opposed’ roll to do damage. Of anything from Old D&D that needs to be jettisoned, it is the phenomenon of endless strings of ‘misses’ punctuated by the occasional…

Pretty sure baseball is more boring than fucking. Oh...wait. Misunderstood your comment. My bad...

Aw, I misread that headline as ‘self-loving’ sorority girls and thought it was a story about young women having a charity masturbathon. I am disappoint.

Okay: Stop making FPS games and action RPGs, America. You’re really not doing any favours to your own international reputation.

Remember everyone: This is sick and wrong. Perverted. Unfeminist.

Posted this below in response to someone but I think bears repeating here:

I post this a lot on Kickstarter-scam-related posts but: I have essentially NEVER had this kind of problem in the 27 Kickstarters I have backed in Tabletop Games. Sometimes there are delays (viz. Tanto Cuore is going to be a whole year late). One time there was case where the developer totally flaked out by…

That sounds plausible. As I say, my theory is that the very starkness of the words (viz. ‘I am eating pig meat’) violates certain current standards of gentility. ‘Chicken meat’ or ‘cow meat’ somehow doesn’t sound as transgressive and ‘gross’.

I once asked three vegetarians if it was vegetarian to swallow cum. I don’t remember what their answer was. But it was hotly debated, I remember that.

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of people—even people who are not Moslem or Jewish—seem to be going pseudo-kashrut/halal? Like, that there’s a slowly growing cultural taboo against eating pig? Possibly because of the starkness of that word: ‘pig’? I’ve noticed it. Could be ethical (people are vaguely aware pigs are…

Was she Italian? Lebanese? I think a lot of Mediterranean girls taste like that.

Oh and not exactly apropos of restaurants but: My oldest just started kindergarten this fall. So a few months ago I went to parent orientation event. It was about an hour long, given by the principal. Here was the breakdown of topics covered:

*“BUT THEY TASTE LIKE VAGINA!”*

Lush, glossy black pubic hair or not interested.

Nah, this’ll do:

It’s a funny thing: adding sexy anime girls to anything is great and yet anime itself is all uniformly terrible.

Worf’s station strikes me as oddly designed. It’s evident that he couldn’t easily see or reach all of the controls/monitors assigned to him, which strikes me as a serious flaw for someone monitoring *security*.