“they found out about the hole in the sheetrock? Ah shit.”

The Clitoriceman

On a related note, how is Sweet Daddy Siki not in the WWE Hall of Fame by now?

NOT PICTURED: Mrs Claus smashing the shit out of his sleigh with a six iron.

I look forward to seeing him return in the second half of Duke’s next game.

Holy Privilege! What a dick Grayson is!

Lotta good masturbation jokes so far. Hope they keep coming.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

My heart goes out to his faamily.

I like Xanax. It agrees with my dyslexia

Whey to go

Creamwich is a sex position in a Buffalo parking lot.

rugby sucks my pee hole

I like the addition of Draymond - it will answer some big questions, like ‘How much padding does a foreskin actually provide?’

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

Seems like McAdoo about nothing.

I’m surprised Anthony didn’t carry Mase or some Poppa Spray in case of a stickup