rtschultz
Riley Schultz
rtschultz

Not much different from having Beetle headlights on a 911...

I've always loved this bodystyle.

The word 'sport' has been used to designate lower-tier models for quite some time.

Rollin' in my 5.0d.

Looove these taillight grills.

The car is awesome; this steering wheel is ugly as fuck.

You sound racist.

V6 Altimas do low 6s...where in the world are you getting your information from?

A V6 Camry is NOT as quick to 60 as a 135i.

>the BRZ/FRS are base civic slow

Love these wheels.

Yikes, guess I struck a nerve.

And why would that make you happy to live there?

An engine spins very fast, and makes that 200lb-ft of torque thousands of times a minute (every time a spark plug ignites the mixture).

A DeLorean with a hover-conversion from the early 21st century...

Didn't even realize they were speaking English until 2/3s thru the video.

I don't even see a snorkel?

Hey. Buddy. You in the UAZ-469. Maybe just wait a minute there. Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. Uh, pal? Buddy, Um, uh, uh oh. Shit. Oh shit. Oh crap.

You have to be extremely wealthy to own a downtown apartment in many U.S. cities.

More than anything, though, is the experience of simultaneously hurling yourself into the void with only a slight whine and a hint of wind noise. Words truly fail, so instead, I'll let my father-in-law summarize it thusly in this awful video he took [NSFW language, natch, and vertical potato]: