“Probably just a faulty GPS.” - Michael Scott

I don’t get it, how can a person be ou—

I dunno, “Battle of the Bastards” sounds like a Monster Truck Rally gimmick

Was this from the director’s cut of Django Unchained?

That’s not Kimbo Slice, dumbass.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.

If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

Put him on Inside the NBA along with Garnett and just have them roast each other mercilessly.

Ernie Johnson: Well we’re here on a special Mother’s Day Edition of Inside the NBA...

Garnett (to Tim Duncan): HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MOTHER FUCKER.

Eli Gold is a goddamned treasure!

Honestly, it’s simple: I think we’re looking at a Saul-and-David situation here. Paul Finebaum had Eli Gold killed and took over as Jewish King of SEC Football.

As a Nats fan, it was nice seeing our ex, Jordan, get with a good decent guy because she deserves it, but you know you’ve got a bigger dick than he does.

Okay, is it mediocrity or, rather, is it fallibility that is revitalizing the division?

Wilder is the greatest champ of all time.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

My big takeaway from this was JESUS LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT TV, I THOUGHT WE WERE IN A RECESSION

A one-game suspension seems lax.

Sadly, my 9 1/4" hand does not match my size 13 feet...

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.