Well in 14 million other timelines, it doesn’t! Lucky for viewers this is the one where it did. Poor Dr. Strange had to watch that rat miss the switch line at least a million times, right?

Must’ve been even more awkward injecting the reality stone back into Jane. Yikes!

Pretty good legs *and* America's ass. 

That was Thanos’s real plan all along: paralyze humanity with bureaucracy!

I wonder what Captain America said to Red Skull when he returned the Soul Stone. Must have been awkward.

I think the Michelle Pfeiffer aging was semi-explained by Tony’s “1 in a billion” or whatever about quantum time travel working out - he didn’t age for 5 years because quantum! She did age because quantum! Doesn’t make sense? Well, it’s because you’re a moron who doesn’t understand quantum mechanics! Read a book!

thats what i was wondering.  those people just lost 5 years or what.  and if antman was in there for 5 years and it was just 5 hours so he didnt age how did hank pyms wife stay in there for 30 years and still age?  she shouldve been a day older.  and why the hell was everyone living on boats and the world trashed? …

I need to understand how the Social Security Administration will calculate the snapped’s age. Bureaucratic logistics matter now more than ever.

“Got any terrigen mist?”

“No, not on me man,”

“It’d be a lot cooler if you did, hahaha”

He adds, “It’s a totally new form of storytelling that we get to play with and explore.”

Ugh why can’t tv be about middle class mediocre chubby guys with extra hot wives and have laugh tracks!?

Well it’s definitely unique in that it’s a zombie film where the zombies have more emotions than the living...

I thought whitehouse-dot-com was the #1 porn site of the 90's

“taking the pill is “the same thing as birthing a baby and leaving it out in the street,””

Hang in there Chris, always thought something seemed off with Liam.

In related news, Old Kinja Man Yells at Cloud.

You can...but you might be confused. I recommend starting with the first superhero movie and watching them all in order.  

Tony: Do you trust me?

Hamill joins a cast that already includes Aubrey Plaza...

They just took it from recordings of his stage act. There’s now a bunch of questioning of Woody’s sexuality that makes the film pretty awkward.