So per the DGA's statement, are we to assume that directors edit their film's for TV (or at least sign off on them)? This would explain why some edited expletives are more colorful than others.

That sounds just like Spiderman 3 to me.

This actually aired on HBO least year and on PBS back in February. http://muppet.wikia.com/wik…

What kind of monster wants extra olives?

I wondered the same.

800 words on a postcard? How tiny was the print?

Woah, woah, woah. People still put out newsletters?

Jeez, save some for the paying customers, Dwayne. You're practically giving the whole movie away!

Dystopian YA novel is a redundant phrase.

Why do I feel like this already happened?

Great Job, GJI.

Another ad disguised as an article?

They did that like twelve years ago.

Atlanta had a hockey team?

Which is exactly why theaters shouldn't fear releasing movies online at the same time as in theaters.

Same.

I don't want to sound controversial, but I don't mind the layout changes.

I read everything with his voice in my head.

It was good, but the previous version did an entire movie with that idea called "Turtles Forever".

*spits out hot dog bite*
Hot dogs are people, too?!
*Continues eating hot dog*