Diana, admit that you made this entire post to make me endure that Olympic winner one more time. Admit it.

Jakin’s last name is Smallwood. Actually.

Some assholes in the rural west named their kid Boston. No wonder Donald Trump is the Republican nominee.

I feel sorry for the coach that has to say “start Jakin off in the first period!”

I once taught swimming lessons to a red-haired kid named “Renegade”. If you’re wondering, yes, he did have a mullet.

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.