Weddings are pageants for selfish assholes. There, I said it.

1000 words later... “I was taught that if I ever drink alcohol and get raped, it will be my fault and no one else’s, and I have never once thought to question the validity of that logic, so when my friend chose to rape an unconscious woman who had been drinking, I parroted back the same inane bullshit I had been force…