I’m sorry, but you are wrong. A gen 2 Legacy GT Wagon (late 98 or 99 ideally) fits the bill nicely.

You can pick them up for under $2k rust free. The engine is the week point. The EJ25D bottom end sucks - smaller bearings than the phase 2 motors and the HGs fail without warning. There is a combo that seems to work…

Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done.

Well look at this fancy book-readin’ Jalop

I’m still trying to get into drifting and still failing. I just keep coming back to “It’s figure skating with cars.” and I’m not a fan of figure skating either. I get that both require immense skill but I just don’t see the point of it.

When a ‘90s Malibu needs new tires, I’m pretty sure it’s considered totaled.

Yeah, let’s give her an even HEAVIER missile that she can aim at the sidewalks near the farmers market.

Man, people are just phoning it in today.

With bags, you don’t actually have to drive it slammed. 

Nothing like seeing the most beat up Sentra with painted calipers. That adds class!

COMPLETELY STOCK! EXCEPT COBB SHORT SHIFTER.

Mutiny!!!!!!  It’s OK, I’ve won my fair share before. Both as myself and Mergio/Sergio.

Alright my man. Lead the way. Who are we hanging from the yardarm. You’re in charge - it’s your mutiny to lead.

Agreed. CarsofFortLangley was on-point today. He’s consistently funny. The Cocaine bet was a great comment.

It didn’t win.

Ah that classic female look: “You can’t afford me”

I call foul. The cocaine bet comment was robbed of its award.

COTD

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Ah! Interesting observation and I think you might be on to something!

Counterpoint though: I drive a red car and it’s super fast. :)

I’m not even remotely interested in doing that to my car.