You’d think a company so focused on periods would be better with decimal points.

When I was a teen I loved laxatives because they made me feel thin and lose weight by dehydrating myself. Anyway, after a few years I stopped using them and it took forever for the constipation to go away and for me to rebuild the muscles needed to take a decent shit. Seriously, being a teenager or a young person is…

“His penis got diseases from the Chumash Tribe!”

I loathe Therapists who call themselves "Therapists."