I’m always aghast at how expensive martinis are. I know it’s basically all liquor but come on it’s a couple pours and a few shakes and you’re charging $14? It’s not like I made you turn the blender on

That’s probably why she was high.

I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for Janice.

Just take the W, man. Just take it.

How much do you want to bet that they refer to him as “their Jew lawyer”? “Hey, Kayla, get that Jew lawyer on the phone, would ya?”

He must also have an elderly Serbian grandmother (though she likes Jewish people because she thinks they’re all doctors).

And, apparently, was the classmate of one of the girls he tried to molest.

Breaking News!! Roy Moore’s wife is also a complete sack of shit.

“Female” is grammatically correct in your sentence. People who can’t distinguish between an adjective and a noun shouldn’t be appointing themselves language police, but they love to do so anyway with this particular word.

Thanks. “...especially for his woman clerks” or “...especially for his women clerks” read awkwardly to me. I would never say “Kozinski has a reputation for being a nightmare to work for, especially for females” (female what? giraffes? starfish?). But in the sentence I wrote, “female” is an adjective modifying…

Yeah, his reputation is “please enjoy worse working conditions than NYC big law and a government salary.”

From Wikipedia

I watched the show before I read the book and I honestly didn’t really need a reason for why Bonnie would be the one to push him.

TBH He should be unwelcome in Israel as well. Literally the only reason why Evangelicals support Israel is because they think Jewish control over Jerusalem will herald the Apocalypse, the second coming of Christ and that all remaining Jews will either convert to Christianity or will be destroyed.

Someone’s always cold! And in my case it’s any man unfortunate enough to shower with me, because he’s going to stand in back while he variously hands me sixteen bottles of hair and body products.

I’d believe that Trump modeled his presidency after Jackson if I believed he had anything more than a skin-deep understanding of American history since the 80s...

Nice save, Melania “a deserted island” was her first, instinctual choice. Can I blame her?

The saving grace may be that the democrats are able to campaign nationally on republican support of moore. If franken and others did/do not resign, that becomes much harder. It won’t matter in alabama, but it really could matter in a few dozen districts.

I admit that when he had that video a couple years ago when he said everyone in Hollywood was a pedophile, I thought he was full of shit. I mean, how could that even be, right? How could all these kids’ parents let these people do this shit to their children? And he looked so incredibly high when he talked about…

“My dad gave me a pink gun so, there’s a lot there.”