Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Well, more people voted for Clinton, they just were not in the right slave owning areas. More people do want progress, they just weren’t heard.

1. You don’t know any professional athletes.

Man, this father is all kinds of fucked up. There is and should be only one factor that matters a whit: Did they win the playoff game?

Is there anyone more oppressed than good looking football players that attend private schools?

He’s tall, dark and handsome, he plays for De La Salle, there’s a lot of girls that want to be with my son.

“fast girls”

I think we should remember a couple of things:

Weisman, who quit Twitter at one point during the campaign after being subjected to a flood of anti-Semitic abuse, thinks that the answer to Trumpism is to build an opposition that accommodates the concerns of racists and anti-Semites.

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

Chicago cabs were awful, and people are willing to use a horrible company because it makes their lives easier. By the way, this is why libertarianism confuses me...

An Uber hit my girlfriend on her bike, watched her hit the parked car and then the ground. The driver made eye contact, then peeled out away. Despite…

I forgot about this masterpiece. In light of current events, I suggest a game between the Cleveland Browns and a team put together by “the troops.” If the Browns win, we all get to do whatever we want when the Anthem plays without comment. If “the troops” win, then... whatever. You beat the Browns. Congrats.

Glad to see him dismissing any lingering health concerns about Hillary.

which one?

If the 49ers win this game Rex Ryan won’t be allowed to speak at anymore Trump events.

Counterpoint:

The fights were just like professional MMA fights. The children entered to music ...

I realize this is completely orthogonal to the main throughline of the article, but hopefully I’ve built up enough goodwill with Jezzies to get a pass on that, so: when did ‘libertarian’ become synonymous with ‘neo-conservative’?