“You know what I think? I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re 10 hours from the fucking fun park and you all want to go home. Well I’ll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It’s a quest. It’s a quest for fun. You’re gonna have fun, and I’m gonna have fun... We’re all gonna have so much fucking fun…

Everything by Paul Verhoeven was brilliant in the 1980s ... and he never won an Oscar either.

Yes, that is another point. I did get followed home once in NYC but I just ran. I still did not want to get a gun to protect my computer (the most valuable thing I have). We all know rapist are more likely to be friends or acquaintances and honestly I do wonder if in the case of women so are killers. If that is the…

People need less guns and more Ativan.

Ah, parenting evolution at its finest. From this:

West Coast.

it almost works too well

I’m a librarian. We don’t care what you read—we’re just happy you’re reading. Promise :)

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that rtf402’s many apartments overlook the park... and are obviously more expensive than mine.

Chopping off her hair. What kind of fucking medieval punishment is this? That’s what they did to women who slept with Germans during the French occupation. Getting drunk or whatever doesn’t warrant this hateful treatment. This is horrid.

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

Because the biggest argument against keeping the team in Sacramento was the outdated and no longer adequate-to-NBA-standards arena? Because every initiative against the arena and downtown plaza development was riddled with fake signatures and voted down unanimously? Do you seriously believe a world class entertainment…

what a huge opportunity turned shit pile. Truly snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Why Americans have such an obsession with hoppy beers? sorry, but can’t stand that bars have 20 different IPAs and 1 pilsener if lucky. Even my german friends are disgusted and after the first one they prefer either Negra Modelo, Pacifico or even Budweiser. There’re so many more flavors when you can taste something…

Not sure the video will be much help, but glad he took a stab at it.

15 million dollars for something that’s only used 8 times a year??? Please make the check out to My Dick.