Maybe some day he will. But right now he’s talking about police shooting black people with unjust cause.

I expect a Ray Lewis snapchat any minute now, and maybe something from Ray Lewis impersonator Andre Boyd about how Beyonce is the real problem.

Just east of SF? They live under water?

“And by the way, I faked every orgasm”

The 49ers have his back.

Andrew Carver from Showgirls? He’ll give you a compassionate colonoscopy.

Not true, either!

Not sure about winning or losing, but I know my father has been much less annoying since he stopped drinking beer and started using medical marijuana.

Univision? The new owners of Deadspin? Who themselves are owned by an investment group called Broadcasting Media Partners? If Adelson tries to come after Deadspin over these articles, we just might see that fight.

Except that he wouldn’t be suing Deadspin, he’d be suing Univision, which now owns Deadspin, and which also belongs to an investment group called Broadcasting Media Partners, which owns 8 tv networks and 3 subsidiaries. It’ll be a fair fight this time around.

Southwest calls that the Charlie Sheen Bundle.

As long as steak and eggs at the Cal Neva stay 4.99, I’m for it.

Come on. We were relevant for a couple of years in the early ‘00s. Don’t forget, world, we gave you Jon Gruden. You’re welcome...

Then you mean he looks like Robert Redford?

He looks like the cheapest Johnny Cash impersonator they could get at a country western theme park in Arkansas.

Didn’t he tell producers that as soon as he was asked to cut staff, he’d walk away, and didn’t he do just that? Always thought that was cool, but it looks like he has an asshole side, too.

People that just have some sort of falling out with their family, don’t fit in with their hometown or peers for whatever reason, especially out west. It’s the cheaper alternative to LA. Vegas doesn’t judge. Doesn’t care who you are. If your money’s on the pass line, you’re as welcome as anyone.

And they won’t be able to use the weather as an excuse for shrinkage.

I went to Vegas for the first time a couple of months ago. Drove in from LA, Interstate 15. I noticed the same thing driving into the Vegas valley. Just looked eerie. Plus the opera music from opening of Casino was in my head, too. I was wondering how many bodies there were in that desert.

I’ll take mass marketing and gambling addiction for 500, Alex.