To play along with this analogy, I jerked a low line drive 300 feet to the right field corner of Fenway.

Bartolo Colon could play 10 more years, depending on his luck dodging the random drug test.

Yankees:

I have a video of a bear from Yosemite from about 6 or 7 years ago on one of my old cameras where a park ranger it yelling at a woman for getting too close to the bear, and the woman is complaining that the park ranger is being “disrespectful” and “rude” to her. It’s hilarious. I’ll look for it and upload it.

Captain Obvious mom providing commentary kind of is, though.

Wait, come on...

Money always makes you beautiful - Sheldon Aldeson

when I did Gran Torino, even my associate said, “This is a really good script, but it’s politically incorrect.” And I said, “Good. Let me read it tonight.”

What’s left of normal Republicans are fleeing Crazy Town as fast as possible.

I don’t know why he apologized. He should have signed a ball that said, “you do that again, I’ll fucking kill you.”

It’s all like a bad South Park episode.

The 90's. I was in my 20s. Nobody talked politics then because we didn’t have to. Everything just seemed so perfect. Then, the 2000 election happened. Shortly after that, 9/11, then the wars, then the world we’re living in today. Never get comfortable, young Americans. Stay on these scoundrels like flies on shit.

Nader didn’t help, but the fucking fix was in in Florida. It’s practically common knowledge now.

If most rich NBA players can figure out that they probably won’t be rich forever, that they won’t be young forever, and that health insurance will be essential to survival in their senior years, why can’t people who aren’t rich and probably never will be rich figure it out?

I don’t know if she intentionally saluted Nazis, but let us embrace the Freudian aspect of this. It’s like someone that was never charged for a murder they committed describing it in detail to a dental assistant while under anesthesia.

I was going to guess Ozzie Canseco.

Carrot Top and Courtney Thorne-Smith’s 9 1/2 Seconds was frequently on Showtime late nights in the ‘90s.

No, AOL is what it’s called now. It was called “America Online” in 1998. (scratchy dial up modem sound).

Ah, yes, You’ve been in the music biz. I know a lot of cheap club owners like to hand out those “exposure bucks”.

Well, the players get an opportunity to advance to major league baseball, and that is as valuable as money,amirite? And of course, PG&E just announced they will now accept “opportunity bucks” as a form of payment. Same with Safeway, Kroeger’s and Ralphs.