I’ve always thought The Rock is a tad conceited, but in a very charming way. Vin Diesel, however, is famously a massive D&D nerd and so he gets my vote as my favourite actor named after a natural substance. Well, technically Diesel is a *refined* natural substance, and it shows.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

I spent the summer and early fall of 2013 homeless on the streets of Seattle, living off the income from the occasional temp office job or “donation” I could sponge off my Facebook friends, carefully rationing out my food until things finally stabilized after about the first six weeks or so, when I landed an actual…

His score for Hyper Light Drifter is one of my favorites for a recent-ish video game. Since most modern AAA game developers trend towards fully orchestrated or more pop/rock soundtracks, or soundtracks with licensed songs, I’m glad some are keeping the chiptune aesthetic alive.

Ahem.

Salutations~!

The list above reminded me of The Sexy Brutale which always deserves a shout-out. While somewhat half-baked itself, the game has plenty of charm and is just the right length to leave a great impression.

I just apologized to my wife for not looking like that when I turned 50 only for her to remind me that I didn’t look like that when we met and I was 27.

Get a black dog up ya, ya goose.

Why does this exist?

I care far more about him being a corrupt fucking bigot with one of Putin’s arms up his ass than I do about whether or not he owns a goddamn dog.

How do you feel about cheese inside the hot dog?

Maybe we just don’t need cheese on all sandwiches though

It’s always rough when “the entrenched powers that be” stop a candidate from appealing to any 30+ demographic other than white men who don’t like math!

I was a teenager in the 90s. Today is the first day I’ve ever heard anyone call that a butt cut.

She really is wonderful. Beautifully worded, expressed with strength and backed up by action. 

Oh, no? Then what’s an air fryer, then?!?

I eat the shells on shrimp. 

When you buy real bread, the heel is actually the most delicious part. When you buy the typical sliced bread, the heel sucks.

Well,
I guess I should leave a comment on this so that David Berman doesn't have to be alone.