Back before most web sites would send confirmation emails, even for “free to subscribe” stuff (like Kinja!), my usual move was to tell them my email was gotohell@gotohell.com, and then set the password “gotohell”

It seemed petty to note in the review, but I would take Nicole Kidman’s Lucy over a Debra Messing Lucy any day, on the general principle that it always better to cast Nicole Kidman over Debra Messing. 

They shitcanned Eakin? That sucks. What a horrible debacle this is.

He insisted staff would “have the option to come.” They were “certainly not required,” Robson said. “But the jobs are going to be moving to L.A.”

It's so frustrating because it's called "AVClub." It's supposed to be the nerdy judge kids that love cult movies. You don't need to be in LA for that. Hell, if you are, you're probably the wrong type of person. You don't need access or proximity, you need a dark room to discover the films, or perspective, others may…

That’s the part that jumped out at me too. “Hello and welcome to this Zoom call, where we can communicate over long distances perfectly adequately for almost every purpose imaginable to this publication. You will be required to move to within 15 miles of the new HQ so that you can stand three feet away from me when…

Jesus Christ. This site would be a dystopian nightmare without the comments pointing out how stupid the articles are

Yes, I’ve been saying for years I’m still around because I am too old to unlearn and relearn new sites. And I like the commenters here.

Jesus Christ. It’s way past time to be done with this site. The new editor sounds like a tool. Writers don’t engage with the readership. It’s just empty content with a few exceptions thrown in every now and then.

Speaking of gross behavior, did everyone else all ready know about this?

It’s mostly about controlling your breathing right? That’s why most of the remedies involve swallowing something.

This.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THEM?

Here you go, although it gets a few points for making me laugh.

The AV Club knows they have a time limit to churn out as much Norm content as they can. They can’t take time to spellcheck famous names like Jacques deGaiteneau

For commenting on one’s public persona and reputation without actually addressing or rebuking negative perceptions of same I would refer you to the Taylor Swift snake era...it was like...are you proud that you are a snake? Self-awareness without actual self-awareness is very on-brand for St. Vincent right now, and she…

I rarely do this, but I’m going to choose victim blaming for LW1 this week. I can see being chummy with someone who you regularly have appointments with, to the point where grabbing drinks once or twice is not out of the question, or even chatting with them during a random meeting at the airport. But what would…

I’ll do it and I’ll be a hipster about it. I think it’s even better if you watch his entire segment leading into it. did some digging and found it in 3 parts:

In one year we lost both real Turd Ferguson and acting Turd Ferguson.

haha thanks to Brexit y’all are now reduced to eating our shitty chocolate, suck it!