He’s busy filming a new Sarah Mclachlan commercial as the headlining sad puppy.

“I may vote for him too. Just to watch this whole fucking thing burn down”

I was super sad when my political idol lost during the primaries during my first presidential election.

“Principles” being code for “narcissistic intransigence” of course.

Don’t blame Millenials. It’s just youth in general. My generation was the same 20 years ago. When you are young, you think everything is black and white and can only be the way you want it or nah nah I’m going home. You realize over time that EVERYONE has an opinion and a right to their opinions based on their…

I cannot say that I disagree with anything you are saying (other than laying this all at Gawker’s feet). But keep in mind, the country hasn’t seen Donald Trump in a real debate and the country has been distracted by all of the controversy surrounding the Clinton campaign to see the fact that she is incredibly…

It will be the Green party ‘revolution’ that gave Dubya the presidency over Al Gore, all over again.

I’m cheerful. Trump has more of a chance to win then I’d ever thought possible.

But that’s the problem with being the President. Mature people who align with you politically tend to be more willing to contemplate a more nuanced view of reality than people who don’t.

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

How the hell do you confuse Bernie Ecclestone with Liam Neeson

You’re right, we cannot possibly expose children to anthropomorphism.

Chilly Willy is offensive to penguins. We just can’t like anything. Everything sucks.

I mean, what language were they speaking if they were in a relationship?

She’s a mass murderer/serial killer. She deserves to be in prison for life. It is punishment, not rehabilitation. If she wants to rehabilitate herself while serving her sentence, she can, but she belongs in prison until she dies. She can take classes, she can teach, she can even do good works and get perks and…