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M. Kittiman
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Everybody got their own idea of “fun.”

I want to take one of these, slam it, & make it into a corner carver.

Glad to see used models get attention, like the adopt-a-pet version of cars. In a market where a tricked-out Mustang basically starts at $50K [lmao], there’s lots of inexpensive-er performance bois/goils out there just looking for love.

“Both” blues? The baby blue in the pic makes 3, no? (I’m assuming that’s called “Area 51").

Not taking any shares from Bronco with that type of creature, but the hemi might get better MPGs than the six so there’s that.

Welcome to the real world where real actions have real consequences. Glad to have you.

Title VII happened last time. I love Title VII. It prevents people from fucking with me because I’m Jewish, disabled, & don’t look as straight” as most guys do.

Zeus Bronze is brown & thereby so is Corvette if you choose. Welcome to the 70s.

Alien-light green? I was thinking the same & still wishing there was a nice forest or tourmaline green option.

Of course they knew it was OJ’s birthday. Not everyone is oblivious to context, & certainly not when it can be used to call attention to product & increase profits.

lol

People are entirely too comfortable paying astronomical amounts for cars. A $50K pony car is a joke in principle, but it’s the only game in town. Maybe cars are also dying out because people want more for the money but never get it?

When did professors start learning the names of their students anyway?!

I read this twice & still have no clue what it means to “do the J.Lo.”

All they had to do to make it a success was to add the manual, for which firewall parts apparently already exist, & which would reduce transmission costs.

Can’t say I give a fuck about a $100K sports car with no m/t, fast or not.

Wet noodles at 20 paces.

What genius.

I’ve done the exact same thing down to the color. What bugs me is the seemingly arbitrary restrictions on combining options, which I’m not even sure hold up if you were to order one from a dealer: No seaside blue paint with black wheels; no coral red seats with matching red dash trim; & maybe one or two more I’m not

Obviously.