I enjoy the fact that “Mercedes” was the name of a wee Jewish girl, because Nazis.

Toyota’s bringing back the Corona?!

An entirely new entry in DSM-IV was devoted to a depressive condition brought on by staring too long at the back end of a 1980 Cadillac Seville. Called “Barberism,” sufferers frequently slit their own throats just to escape the image, which autopsies revealed had actually burned itself into their retinas.

Every time I get out of one of these I hit my damn knee on that headlight knob & scream in pain. Screw that. Plus it’s ugly as sin.

Excellent superhero costume.

Thank you for not calling the current middle stripe purple because it isn’t.

Seconded.

“In a pinch”?!

Them thar “heated & cooled cup-holders” is purty fine..

Does this mean the mid-mid-engine corvette is in the works?

Not without a BOGO.

Exactly! (But they’re paid in bytecoin).

Well done!

I’ll be in to see that Fiero next Tuesday if it’s still on your lot.

My old Mustang was underwater for the last two years of its payments, but I buy & keep cars because I like them, so I just paid it off & eventually broke even then got an insane amount of money for it:

I’ll explain myself by example: Yellow cars are actually black. They only appear yellow because they disdainfully reject the yellow part of the color spectrum that dares to seek entrance without a cover charge, and what we really see when we look at a yellow car is uniformly efficient bouncer crew hard at work.,…

Shouldn’t General O’Neill be driving any Alpha Tauri ship?

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All tires are black.