The pookah Macphellimey chimes in.

The phrase you quote as you quote it refers to Frenchmen masturbating in back staircases while wishing they were real Hapsburgs, in Djuna Barnes novels.

“Maybe you have conversations with inanimate objects in various accents.”

Never trust anyone who’s proud of being a virgin.

Guess you wouldn’t much like the ausen fay, then.

Git along, little dogie.

How many times have you turned 42?

Do you share a longing, as I do, for some intricate Moffat-style plotting in the current Doctor’s exploits? Seems to me they’re short-shrifting her a bit.

The Doctor, incognito.

Why must one “relate” to characters instead of simply experiencing & appreciating their aesthetic signatures & dimensions as art?

‘64 really makes you Gen X if you didn’t grow up in the sticks. And if you want a label.

All people suck. The ones we know personally & like aren’t even exceptions, they just suck in ways similar to us.

“Boomer” jokes are just “old fart” jokes for youngish people “too woke” to admit they’re actually just as age-ist as their forebears.

How the serious fuck can anyone be that fucking stupid?

Can the bells & whistles be silenced?

Autopilot for ground cars is an extremely depressing commentary on everything.

A vehicle of utmost self-referential practicality, its bed is proud to hold its own batteries.

They’re all rich men’s Supras in 2019.

Republicans of every ethnicity do exactly what you’re excoriating Asians for doing. Better to criticize peeps for the horse’s-assery they do than for the baggage they’re born with, you crooked-eared limper. (Yes, someone told me).

Imagine Doolittle declining a WH invite just because he wasn’t ok with the candidate’s mocking of a disabled man to great laughter on stage? People are so sensitive these days. #PPAB