Just like a lot of us, cashing a check knowing, inevitably, we are completely fucked.

Voice of reason? You’ve heard the guy talk, right?

You mean Adam Sandler the Jew?

If I got beat on my home court over 90% of the time by my rival I’d be pissy too.

Like “eh, I lost three teeth tonight, can’t the ref take a tap on the leg” sorta bad

Is Ashley still alive?

What’s the point of flea flickers? Watch the video. You won’t believe reason number 1!

Gypping the tourists? You might want to find a better way to phrase that.

Dude, there are approximately 7,000 rounds in the mlb draft. I’m pretty sure the Yankees drafted me last year, but fuck those guys.

How the fuck could it be a mix of the three? 

Pfff. KU is in the middle of fly over country. Lawrence Kansas is a blue dot in a god damn ocean of red. The Kansas Jauhawks stand for every liberal in every rural area in America.

The party is running left? That would have been cool months ago, but the party isn’t running in any direction at the moment. They delayed leadership vote. The dems aren’t sure how to process this shit and neither do I. The party is still stunned and aren’t moving anywhere yet.

Bullshit. All we know is that Hillary lost. Bernie’s likability might have been a huge boost. Maybe not. We can speculate but from what we know happened, we should have nominated Sanders. 

I don’t know what people expect Morris to do....give Westbrook a +1?

I’m not.

Yeah well you can impeach him all you wnt but you dont get to put Clinton in. Pence would be just as bad

History does matter. And history just got shittier in the future.

I’m white. Good luck!

Nah, he didn’t beat on any women. So I’m assuming he’ll be banned for life.

The whole family has an expression that says “I’m a cunt.”