The fuck? Whats wrong with blowing your nose quietly at a table into a napkin?

I feel like Tiffany Trump would hate me as much as I hate me, so I guess I’m pretty cool with her.

Auto correct on a Kindle. Sorry HitlerMustache!

At least eminem isn’t the cause of people killing them selves.

Seems reasonable based on the information I’ve read.

She really is the best. I feel like her talents are being wasted now that Gawker is no more.

Another reason why cats are inferior to dogs.

You’re a shitty human being. I like you.  

I apologize if this is offensive and I’m certainly not positive about anything in this situation, but this seems like a money grab. I am sorry, could be wrong.

STICK TO POLITICS!!!! please.

Trump is going to live forever. Probably spending eternity grabbing Peter Thiels pussy.

Well yeah if the kid is white.

No. He may not lose a ton of votes, but the dumbfucks that like this shit are already voting for him. This will be a net negative for Trump and considering things are pretty desperate for him it could be fatal. God willing.  

Weird, yet appropriate, usage of the word “liberal”

Counterpoint

I pee on my feet in the shower. Two birds etc.

Oh, I though Ted Cruz looked like a serial killer because he enjoys killing specific kinds of people's.

I like her enough to vote for her. I voted for Obama in 08 and Bernie in the primaries over her. I believe I would have voted for Warren over all of them. I understand sexism is a problem, I just don’t like it when Bernie Supporters are painted in that corner. I voted for him because he’s an amazing champion for…

Maybe for some (most?). I don’t love hrc, but she sure as hell has my vote in November. I was all in for Warren a year and a half ago and then was in for Bernie because they both seem genuinely good people that care about things progressives stand for. Hillary, not so much, and that’s OK. If you’re an actual liberal…

I’ve never him. I know nothing about him. How could I possibly vote for someone I know absolutely nothing about? I hope 50 million others voters feel the same in November.