Maybe he can find the articles where the grand wizard of the KKK is endorsing Sanders.

Tell you something you fuck: I have congenital heart disease—my left heart is larget than the right, I have a hole in one ventricle, and even just walking tightens my chest. And I’m just 18.

The only problem is that the comments you percieve as defensive would only be actually defensive if what you said was actually true. See, we are actually here to help you by correcting your incorrect statements. You’re welcome BTW...

How am I not in a position to speak to legal immigration, when I AM a legal immigrant? What I’m saying is that opportunities existed for me that don’t exist for people who need them far more than I do, and that’s bullshit.

Legal alien here. I went through the hassle, sure, but I’m also a highly educated, highly privileged person who chose to move here because I had some opportunities I wanted to check out. Mine is a very different situation than your average migrant worker or DREAMer or anyone fleeing violence in their home country. My…

I have the feeling, despite Mr. Trump’s claims to the contrary, that there’s no need for deep-throating skills in the Trump bedroom.

Was Prince still relevant? Sure he was still putting out albums that no one was buying, but the last time most people heard about Prince was when he put a picture of Dave Chappelle on an album cover. Did I miss the part where David Bowie was still in the news every day right up until he went?

The rash of musician deaths is actually due to Keith Richards’ increasing demand for souls to power his immortality spell. Prince should be enough to keep him going through year-end.

This is in Austin? How did Next Year’s Hottest Newgrass Soul Band Elementary not get any nominations?

I like how “Schoolie McSchoolFace” is the tongue-in-cheek one.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

I’ll keep pimping the Apple line as long as you consent to continue living in fear of your shadow. The FBI will surely take care of you.

They’re kind of in a no-win situation; if they balked at the cost (assuming they couldn’t get it for cheaper - maybe nobody else was willing to do it cheaper and guarantee they wouldn’t brick the phone) and it later turned out there was actionable information on the phone that could have prevented future attacks can…

I don’t know what the term is...ironic, perhaps. But we are (rightfully) celebrating Harriet Tubman because she barely escaped the horrendous conditions condoned by this country. It’s like the U.S. is saying, “Congratulations on putting your life on the line to get you and some of your people out of the oppressive…

I actually was just rereading that story! I remember hearing it when it aired and guessed that was what Dr. Carson was trying to say, if he was trying to say anything at all.

Ah, nice to know we all finally got together and appointed you as the arbiter as what the rest of us should or should not think is racist. It really solves a lot of problems having you in charge of that now.

You shouldn't teach your kids everything, you should only teach them to think for themselves.

Wait. It’s one thing to deconstruct or contextualize art. It’s another to use terms like “garbage.” Which is not contextualizing but after-the-fact value judgment and opinion.

Everyone go home, this guy just posted the perfect response

“Reminder: Rudyard Kipling Was a Racist Fuck and The Jungle Book Is Imperialist Garbage.”