It’s true that nobody likes losing. But when you can’t handle losing, you are a baby, and deserve to be called one.

I'd rather do that than eat his shit-ass pizza.

And yet my $10 plastic one has somehow also lasted that long.

And yet my $10 plastic one has somehow also lasted that long.

Can someone explain to me how a kitchen trashcan costs $153?

Can someone explain to me how a kitchen trashcan costs $153?

Sorry if I implied that the LH crew is responsible for (or even agrees with) the sins of the mothership, definitely not what I intended. I’d actually be thrilled if the majority of Gawker traffic came from Lifehacker, as it would restore some of my faith in the readership of the internet.

I hate to even bring it up, but isn’t your employer highly proficient in the manufacturing of outrage? Drumming up controversy probably pays a lot of your bills, even if not drummed up by you directly.

Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

I like Inbox on Android a lot but on PC the appearance is somehow not to scale. Looks like it was made for a 4-6 inch screen yet is somehow jumbled and confusing.

Eagle Scout here. It looks just like store bought camping food. Now, to be fair, when I was out camping, the meals were not bad...but one time, I tried them in the comfort of my own home, I had close to the same reaction as the chef did...it’s disgusting.

I don’t know why this is so difficult. I pay T-Mobile $30 a month for unlimited texting/data with only 100 minutes (plenty of other ways to make free calls). I’ve had the same sim card for five years and I buy factory unlocked phones, pop my sim card in, and that’s it.

the paper also engages in the wince-worthy description of what they call “marginally significant” or “near significant” data.

I know - like when he uses the metal from an empty can of sardines to make a hinge for a window on his log cabin that he basically builds from scratch. (He might have used some tar paper for the roof and some cement for the chimney, but that’s about it.)

A movie quote. Amazing.

If you go to China, your money will be going towards these islands. :-(

Lmfao. Oh no! No more European and Russian website access? What are we in North America to do?! Oh right, world media originates here. Cya. Click.

Admiral Snowdenski at the helm.

Don’t you have a puppy to kick?

LOL kudos on wording this in the most careful way possible to avoid praising Reddit directly. No, Reddit is just a forum for hateful people, nothing good ever goes on there. Despite the fact Gawker Media sites are almost primarily visited by the most young, liberal-minded people in the world, this community literally…

Read that the last flight through Patricia had a 30 second, 1000 foot altitude loss and then a 1500 foot, 30 second climb. Was this some sort of “event” or do they do maneuvers like this to collect data at different altitudes?

This will be even more awesome if he drops the whole Fellowship of Christian Athletes schtick and embraces his role as the heel of the UFC.