You're wrong. Berger was a fucking tool. But so was Aidan. Aidan was a dirty hippy and a closet chauvinist. He probably single handedly spawned the hipster generation.

No he wasn't. He had beady little eyes. And he was shifty creep. Like a gecko. But not cute like a real gecko.

Berger was a tool. Even before the Post-It.

I'm guessing the fact that the whole 'alpha' concept is completely made up and in no way an aspect of real wolf culture is of no consequence to 'knotters'?

are often members of One Direction.

"And it often leads to male pregnancy, which leads to male delivery. And the people giving birth to feces-covered babies.."

I really just need to start sending you my therapy bills, Mark.

Further instalments will include "It's just a pinky", "I swear to god this never happens to me" and "Common it's my birthday"

Is it just me, or did they photoshop this guy's face to the point of caricature

Baby Goose's Baby Goose?!

Also, ugh, Savannah, "lion complex?" REALLY?