WIFE: Do you want the windows open?
ME: Nah, I’m fine.
WIFE: Okay I’ll open the windows a little.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Good story. Thanks for sharing.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

Here in NYC we have one trash can that fits everything and all garbage including recyclables are “sorted out” in New Jersey (I think). Seriously doubt it’s sorted out. Another note is offices have to use private companies to deal with all waste, which I’ve seen the cleaning staff just toss everything together.

This is why people hate soccer.

It’s Laurel, and anyone who says otherwise is a Martian.

So, GM logic:

Denali drivers rarely damage the bed of their trucks...

Of course she says that. People are sticking microphones in her face, what do you expect her to say? “So long suckers!”

As I said in Redford’s scorn-dripping post, I just don’t see this as a big deal. Was she able to accomplish this because she comes from a wealthy background. Yes, and? She can waste her money however she wants. If it’s to pretend to be an elite athlete, then go for it.

bless you, drew magary.

Speaking as a fellow cranky old man, I heartily endorse this take.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

THE BEST PICKLE IS NO PICKLE. Pickles are disgusting. Why do people love them so much??

Because people are stupid and the right has pounded into their heads, over and over, that union members are just a bunch of lazy thugs and it’s management and politicians who are the true friends of the working class.

They are not all scary! Mine is cute as a button.

he might not have thought it was a real game with all those white kids on the floor.

I am absolutely shocked about this piece of news! Minnesota made it to a bowl game?!?