“Caffeine is not that addictive”

they say while citing clear signs of withdrawl when caffiene isn’t consumed and admits to being addicted to it since the age of 7.

I couldn’t figure what it was until I looked it up and it’s no surprise this guy is all vajra and no ghanta. Also unironically hilarious that his replica guns on his bedside table would crowd out room for his Buddhist morning meditation on indestructibility through bodhi.

As a blindingly white man in his early 30s I am proud to say I have never, ever bought diet coke. I will drink coke zero at a movie theater maybe once or twice a year since it’s often the only zero sugar option, but for the life of me I cannot understand all these people who pound back soda (diet or otherwise) and…

Giving off some serious J.P. vibes

Some people are born with gold teeth that are encrusted with diamonds.  It’s a real physical disability, gold teeth deform over time and this guy is going to end up with a mouth that looks like a bunch of recovered bullets from Scaramanga’s range trip if he eats too many hard candies.

Plus, I don’t know how old Audra was in 2004, but I was in my 20s and I remember when they dated and broke up. Ben Affleck was not “just a guy” in 2004. He was one of the hottest stars on the planet, as was JLo. They were huge. Like, I remember “Ben is back on the market!” being one of the most common reactions to…

Oh dear. 

I’m literally reading this in Georgia moments after hearing two coworkers talk about what a “rush” it was to cast their votes for Walker this morning during early voting...

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Two winters ago my furnace went out & I got through some fairly nasty cold for the South with a space heater in every room. So I appreciate space heaters but they are no substitute for a furnace. I do appreciate having one next to me in the evening though just for comfort 

You, sir, have hit the nail on the head.

All of the other companies he’s in charge of have an intermediate layer of management dedicated to handling the man-child in charge- you package things that you need to do in a way that makes him think they’re a good (i.e. his) idea, and you run interference by keeping his more batshit whims away from the people who…

No matter how bulky the frame,(fake fireplace, book case, stool, etc.), the electric space heater is 1500 watts.  Unless you’re doing it for style, the $19.95 space heater does the same as the $149.95 space heater.

He’s literally the richest person in the world. He could lose 99% of his wealth and still be a billionaire. As much as I’d love to see him living a life that requires him to figure out a monthly grocery budget, that’s never going to happen.

Sorry, it’s my first day!

I can see where you’d think I’d be upset, because I JUST noticed I meant to write “He said ‘This erection is about the people.’” (emphasis mine)

Wild how a billionaire doesn’t know much about capitalism. He might have learned this information if he had done the sort of vetting and investigation one usually does before acquiring a whole company.

Gas sure. No mention of the majority of homes in the northeast (and other places) that still use oil for heating, usually in the form of forced hot water with convection - either an old-school radiator or baseboard style units.

They did remake this movie for the modern era, it was called Due Date with Robert Downey Jr and Zach Galifinakis.

The house I grew up in had a TV area off the kitchen/dining area. The whole room was above a 3 foot high crawlspace built out of cinderblocks. In winter time, the floor of the dining/tv area would get cold enough to warrant a space heater. The only way to benefit from it was to point it towards you and keep it a foot…