“I can tell you right now, grenades don’t know nothing about no pronouns.”

I’m at that stage in life where I’ve been burned by too many good looking guys, so I’m more about does he have a nice body, good dick, and great hygiene?

At this point, I can only assume they’re single-issue pro-werewolf voters.

It’s more the weirdos who think cracker is somehow equivalent to the N word because they want to create a justification for saying the N word

Yeah, anyone who claims they’re offended by “cracker” is actually just mad that they can’t use the n-word.

Its more, white people get mad because they desperately want something to be offended over so things are “equal”

as an old white man, I have never ever found any white person ever offended by being called a cracker. Its is so lame, and has always been lame. Its not offensive its weak and stupid.

My brain absolutely knew it, and I was a little freaked out how I doubted myself after these wackos piled on. 

One of my favorite scenes from that show.

“the other night...” he was watching this? Like... we’ve all been there, I relate to that. I’m slowly working my way through some movie about a mineshaft to hell or something on Netflix after I put the kids to bed but... I’m also NOT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONGRESSIONAL CAMPAIGN!

What’s next? “you know when your Tesla is…

And if you’re a vampire who wants to kill a werewolf, just throw a chew toy off a roof.

I need to see the original, as I’ve only seen the remake. (Which I loved.)

I take offense at him calling Fright Night stupid. I’ve only see the remake with David Tenant, Anton Yelchin, and Colin Farrell, but it was a solid (if not a bit silly) movie.

Perhaps he also watched The Vampire Diaries. There, the werewolves had venom, and it killed vampires slowly and painfully.

He might be talking about this masterpiece. Where Dracula’s only weakness was a werewolf (spoiler).

I swear anytime Drake is mentioned it baffles me how people think this guy is cool

I remember laughing at this when it came out in the theaters. I was 12 and a woman’s bare butt didn’t shatter my psyche. Than again, I’m gay so I’ll let conservatives read into that as they want.

The answer is YES. Daryl Hannah’s butt has always been that blurry. She has a blurry butt. I’m sure Neil Young loves it.

Anyone love the irony of a robot..being non binary bahahaha

When what are unicorn cars?