Pretty much.  The “American Dream” is now setting up a company with the full intention of getting bought out by someone.  

Should’ve found someone playing Valorant instead.

You just know this is how he runs all of his companies, we just don't see it all happening in public like this. 

Your story on this site is ever evolving. It's interesting how ever single problem that afflicts a single person in the nation is a problem you personally have. It's almost as if you're not actually who you say you are. 

“Perry, who practically went on tour with Hillary Clinton in 2016"

If it wasn’t for the fact that the US is a meritocracy, I’d start to question Musk’s actions. But he’s got all the money, so clearly he knows what he’s doing.

Gosh, it’s almost as if the system is entirely broken to benefit the ultra-wealthy, because I sure as hell don’t get any tax breaks if I over leverage myself into a Ferrari that I suddenly can’t afford.

Howard Stern has airtime to fill every single day, and Drake had to deepfake an interview.

It’s unclear why Drake felt the need to dig into Megan like this, other than just blatant misogyny for a little bit of clout. Clearly one hungry for attention, his rollout for the album included him posting a lot of Hentai porn to his Instagram, as well as an interview with a deep-fake version of Howard Stern about…

So do I believe a Black woman who has provided proof of being shot, or a grooming happy, attention hungry rapper? Choices, choices.

“Because I had three kids. I worked up until the second they were born.”

cap the amount of tickets sold each day

Take it from a Floridian: Skip the parks and enjoy the state’s natural beauty instead. There are some INCREDIBLE springs, and the beaches are god-tier. Awesome food, too (shoutout to Aunt Catfish’s in Port Orange—you get a fresh, handmade cinnamon roll with every order, and they ROCK). I moved to Southern California…

As the bloodsucking lawyer said in Jurassic Park, maybe Disney could make a coupon day.

Definitely, because you can guarantee none of these increased profits are filtering into wages

So... late stage capitalism?

I honestly never knew this until now, and I was an OG console owner. My crew shared all sorts of NES tips, hacks, and secrets, but this was never one of them. I do wonder though—after learning about infinite lives and warping, this would have been far less useful because you’d skip most of the game anyway. It’s…

I had no idea and I first played Super Mario Bros in 1985 so this is information that would have been nice to have had back in the day for sure!

Uh, that’s just wrong though

Honestly, I’m not sure what the point is of liberals adhering to norms and then pointing at shameless conservatives and saying “You guys should act more like me.” I’d much rather liberals start acting according to the standards conservatives are adopting for themselves. Why should Jackson recuse herself in this case?…