Somebody should tell the basset hound’s owner to put a Sherlock Holmes hat on him, maybe a pipe in his mouth.

Overwatch

I’m told by the media that unemployed racists are “Cautiously optimistic” about him

Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

Could you provide link/context for the map? I’m curious as to how Utah remains all blue while several counties in MA get into the yellow though I’m not aware of any alcohol restrictions in this state outside of not allowing alcohol purchase before 11am on Sundays, and that’s statewide I believe.

You go to the box. 2 minutes by yourself, And you feel shame.

Blocked, banned, and reported

Umm...when you use all caps, the proper spelling is “FOOTBAW.”

Hey Drew?

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

Stick to politics! If I wanted detailed defensive analysis I’d go to Foxtrot Alpha.

Set your messages to Friends Only

NE’s defense thinks they’re good, huh? Well let’s see how they do against this Steelers offense which is one of the best according to the metric “preseason expectations”!

What this blog does not take into account is the possibility that the real Sidney Ponson, completely unprompted, decided to DM Tom “Hillary did benghazi.”

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

used to be you’d go to the dang game as scheduled and die there from exposure and become an ice ghost and get into all sorts of cool adventures where you’d have to fight the Winter Wizard and get the Orb of Haarj to thaw the last thunderbird and ride it back to the waking world but i guess that time is over

Future generations of NFL fans may not know which team circles their wagons best. I envy them.

Destiny did not have a very good 2016!

Yeah but THAT isn’t THIS article.