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Apparently they’ve figured out the formula to get me to see a rom-com in the theater, cast Michelle Yeoh. I hate it when people figure out my weak spots, but I’m still giving them my money.

Fairytale of New York also has the episodic story built in.

And at the end of the movie the lady Ghostbusters kick down the door and zap him with their proton packs but he gets away.

If you look at his filmography, it really isn’t that weird of a departure for him.

When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In

I like to think Emma Thompson and Paul Feig are more imaginative than that. On the other hand, I dunno who the fuck Bryony Kimmings is.

I think it’s probably because a lot of women are already painting a face on top of their regular face so we’re already used to women not looking natural.

Yeah, the fact that the trailer shows him interacting with absolutely no one else but her (and her complaint that he keeps disappearing) gives off some pretty clear hints on that one.

They really gave themselves away with this trailer. “I keep bumping into you!” + “I was really sick” + Golding never seems to change his clothes.

There’s something awfully ironic about someone with the last name Cuccinelli being against something that welcomes immigrants at Ellis Island.

I hope his nona rises from the grave and beats his idiot ass with a wooden spoon.

Not only that, but the taxes they pay support benefits they themselves can’t claim.

And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say “RSVP” on the Statue of Liberty.

If they are all a bunch of public charges, then how come ICE keeps raiding workplaces? Liars and hypocrites, your gaslighting needs work.

The four-quadrant Hitler satire remains elusive to this day.

One of my best friends has celiac. It took her terrible boomer mother in law nearly a decade to accept that gluten allergies are a real thing and then decided that she too had a gluten allergy. Terrible mother in law made a huge deal about her own imaginary gluten allergy to our server the last time we all went out

And maybe, if I could just put this forth, maybe we could treat all deadly allergies with the same regard.

No shit. When I casually mentioned to my dad that I made a peanut butter sandwich for my daughter’s school lunch he went into this tirade that I’m not allowed to do that because of “political correctness”. When I assured him that it’s allowed, he got more incensed and told me that I kept insisting that “they” won’t

Boomers LOVE being assholes about peanut allergies. 

The sad things about this is: The #1 allergy I have heard people lie about is mushrooms. I know at least 10 people who just don’t like mushrooms who have flat-out told me they lie and say they’re “deathly allergic” to make sure food they order doesn’t have mushrooms. Now, even if I was 99% sure someone was lying about