In an interview with ABC News, George said he wanted to get an interview for doing really boring shit that seems profound and deep.

Well, we can already see that he makes bad decisions.

Actually, it is so much more complicated than that that it’s almost impossible for a regular individual to know which is objectively the “best” way.

oh sure when this guy makes his own cheese he get 1.2 million views on youtube but when I make yogurt from the flora in my vagina everyone is all “gross” and “that’s disgusting” and “no you cannot sell this at trader joes”

WHAT ARE THESE HIPSTER NONSENSE GLASSES

My parents are very active in the SCA and a friend of theirs wanted to know what went into producing a garment in the Middle Ages so she bought a sheep and raised it, sheered it, carded and spun the wool, dyed and wove the fabric, and sewed the dress. I guess the difference then was that she was trying to understand…

During every failed attempt to make cookies "from scratch" I always wondered what really constitutes "scratch". Do you mill your own flour? Grow your own grain? I especially can't stand jerks that are all "I sifted my own flour for this cake". Bitch, who can even tell?

He mounted a cow? From behind or astride?

But did he fuck the chicken that laid the egg that grew into the chicken he killed? I doubt it. This man is a fraud.

this is such a white-guy thing to do

Hey, as far as I’m concerned I hope they get pelted with donations (and as for Honey Badger? She don’t care )

I figured I'd give it a try before someone else mussels their way in.

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I do it maybe too much.

I really liked the Clara Barton pick because it got me thinking about other people like her who deserved to be on the money and now my pick has changed to Dorothy Dix.

Adams was a pretty badass feminist though, and anti-slavery. I somehow doubt Christie actually knew that though.