*sob* you don’t need me anymore

Fuck, this is the first time that one of Yoko’s tweets has «talked to me». Mimimister is not well and has been hiding important things from me. I’m crushed. Understand, love, forgive and embrace indeed.

Yeah, he’s one of those guys in the office you like, but you also know not to get drunk with or pal around with too much because you’re 80% certain he’s one rejected advance away from talking about “bitches” and “females.”

I think i understand what Yoko said

I could see it but I hope not because I’d like to give him a lot more than just my validation.

Same...I can’t bust open my photoshop :-( “but...it’s for our company website, I SWEAR!”

This is the equivalent of a bratty child getting all the attention, so another child throws their juice box on the floor to get you to pay attention to them.

guys be nice that was the height of 1860s southern fashion

kim davis’ husband is the ghost of a confederate soldier

i don’t know what any of this means but i LOVE it

At least if he goes into EDM, he might give up acting (*fingers crossed*).

When will Hansel Snorgensporf be stopped

more like dj assholo AMIRITE

why

I kept looking for some petty bullshit like OMG SHAME ON THESE HIGH-WAISTED JEANS. But everything was justifiably bad, in multiple ways.

What’s an Ansel Elgort? It either sounds like a disease. Or a fungus. OR A FUNGAL DISEASE.

That fabric on a chair would be perfection!