sometimes ballrooms are almost more trouble than they’re worth

“he simply cannot tolerate the parquet, darling!” - this is funnier in the voice of Endora from Bewitched

“and the dog was afraid to enter the ballroom” This is an issue I have with my ballroom ALL THE TIME :/

I couldn’t tell you; I’m still too confused by the claims that EDM has a heart and a culture.

I read 2 paragraphs and now all I see is the white hot rage clouding my vision. Am I even typing correctly?

IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SELF INDULGENT EDM SHIT

Affluenza, divine inspiration, a misunderstanding of what constitutes consent, and a resemblance to Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore.

But can’t you see that paying these women a wage commensurate with their entertainment value would require raising concession stand prices, thus angering the fans? Because profit. Or something.

There’s a flock of urban turkeys in my neighbourhood. I found this out when I woke up one morning to my cats going apeshit trying to slam themselves through the screen to get at the 3 turkeys standing in the driveway next door. I tried to explain to them that this was not going to go well (the bigger of the 2 is 9lbs,…

My mother once woke me up at 5am to see the ‘dinosaur scary bird things’ in the backyard. Turned out to be a whole flock of wild turkeys. She was sincerely scared they were going to invade the house and peck us all to death.

i KNEW the thing about turkeys and i was still fucking blown away when i saw a wild turkey in a fucking tree. i didn’t know what i was looking at.

Pretty! They look like their name, even. I just learned about the Soay sheep the other week (who are said to be physically similar to the mouflon, being a wild species), and now I’m all about the Soay. Just look at them!

You’d be surprised. Not only do people not realize this, they also think that cows give milk without needing to get pregnant first and that cows naturally produce a surplus of milk (as opposed to be selectively bred to produce far more than any wild species.) They also think chickens naturally lay enough eggs to leech…

Wow I was literally going to comment that modern domestic sheep are to like wild rams what shih tzus are to wolves but now I’m just sad :(

He was famous in NZ, wasn’t he? He looked so adorably forlorn when he’d been shorn, poor fella. Awwww. He’ll be missed!

As a knitter, I find myself very curious about how soft the wool is. He doesn’t look like a merino.

Um....

Aren’t they bred for domestication? I guess they wouldn’t grow that much wool in the wild.