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I don’t want him to retire to a nice private island. I want him to be accountable for what he did, and to die miserably, because he lost the most dear thing in his life: his image and reputation.

Uncle Tom Rapist Identity Police Piece of Shit. Counting on the collective tendency to forget how many WoC victims he violated. Stupid fucking shit.

Yeah no, go fuck yourself, Cosby.

Can’t wait for Nightly to cover this.

Did he forget that many, MANY of his accusers are black women? The misogynoir is strong with this one.

Weeeell, Cosby is an utter dick, but I’ll bet anything that he wasn’t the only guy regularly raping women drugged up to their eyeballs in the Playboy clubhouse.

JFC

I’m perfectly happy with what my pinky smells like already.

“My husband and I are vegan. My daughter is vegetarian and both of them are allergic to gluten, lactose, shellfish, soya, onions, peppers and GM foods.” I’m assuming the kids survive on eating air, then. Assuming it’s not red air, cause they’d probably be allergic to that too.

you a bad ass bitch *applause*

I know! I HATE when I read that girls returned jewelry after a cheating incident. I realize most women wouldn't want a reminder of the man, so sell that shit! Go to a spa! But a downpayment on a Benz! Fuck him, treat yourself to something nice on his stupid ass dime.

My husband of three years started watching My Little Pony. And I was like...okay. Whatever. That's fine. Until he started verging into brony territory. And then I got a bit concerned.

Fucking get it gurl.

My favorite part of this story is definitely Judge Judy. HOW DID SHE FIND OUT? IS SHE OMNISCIENT???

When she showed up at our apartment with a toddler. Cute little bugger- looked just like my at the time husband.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

OMG that writing sample detail at the end is the best worst thing I've ever heard.

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was