It is not your culture to pass judgment on, and in that, you are just as xenophobic as you think they are.

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

But did he mention me?

Read this as all the best vag places, of course.

Ship name?

Holy crap. Coming in hot!

Identical in the way that they both have teeth and eyeballs?

I ship it:

better than jared leto!

APPROVE. they can go on double dates with their oscars.

Oh I am ALL over this. It looks so great. I'm also a big fan of the clear polish with a sparkly gradient to the tip, I just need to get my grubby mitts on some glitters. I've only just started delving into nail art and I'm having so much fun. This is what I'm currently rocking:

Hey guys, remember the dots manicure? I did it on my toes! Sort of. It doesn't look great right now because I did it a couple weeks ago, but it's pretty good I think.

NOPE

Nickelback would like to have a word with you Jonah.

There should be an airline for people who don't care about gimmicks. I don't want to rush to fight for a seat. I don't want to hear anyone singing on my plane. I don't want social seating. Reasonable fares, comprehensible fees, on time service, and as much quiet as can be reasonably expected from a large group of…

Should I feel bad that I'm in the midst of my first pregnancy and I sometimes forget? I tried to bend down the other day and something was blocking my ability to do so and I was so confused until I remembered that it was just my uterus in the way.

After the babies were born, I'd sometimes forget about them—not in a leave-them-in-the-car way, but, like, when they'd wake me up at night I'd be confused for a few seconds. "What the fuck is that godawful noise? Oh, yeah... it's you. You're a thing."

It happened with all three kids. New babies are brain-fucks, man.