But you can use The Knot 5 times to plan your 5 weddings! (I'm a wedding photographer.)

Victor Hugo 'for' The Knot? Did they dig up the man and commission a quote from him just for this purpose?

I prefer this version...

the only Cinderella for me:

I just can not get enthusiastic about this film. It looks so bland. If you're going to redo Cinderella for the 100th time, give it a new angle or something. We know the story. It's boring. The trailer gave us the entire movie anyway.

1. Thank you.

I can't believe you would consign me to such a fate, I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL

Don't drag Cyndi Lauper into this mess.

Hot take: Cigars are, in the right circumstances, pretty great.

You had me at "water cooler full of whiskey sour." Good work, ladies.

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

Sometimes a cigar is just a big, fat cock.

Jezebel: The Meanest Blog Out There!

You should make t-shirts of that.

Re: Waffle House in a very small town in Kentucky

WELL OF COURSE you'd want your steaks burnt to a crisp, the longer they cook the more tender they'll be. I bet those were super tender.

Christ. A small part of me is holding out hope that thet used one of those weird vegan egg substitutes. Otherwise what was the binding agent? Applesauce lolz?

i pictured all of these meals as happening at Fawlty Towers.

I went to a diner this weekend that offered vegan omelets. When I asked what was in them, the waitress said "eggs and vegetables" in a you're too stupid to live tone. The arrogant incompetence was scary, so we left.

We have a little cafe/food service dispensary in the break room of my office that offers the general sort of thing you'd expect at a lunch counter in a corporate office. Breakfast sandwiches and an occasional omelet in the morning, burgers and fries at lunch, etc.