OMG, " you look like you have a long tongue."

1000 times yes. No post-apocalyptic living for me. Mr. Fuzz is a religious viewer of Walking Dead and really digs it. On the rare occasion I see it, I'm always struck by how dirty it all is. No thank you, please. Plus it seems like most of the dialog is strangled gargling, when you hear it from the other room. I'm…

I love how everyone assumes they'll be one of the last survivors, fearlessly roaming the forests like in The Walking Dead. I know full well that I would die and get zombified almost immediately.

I don't understand the need to survive. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll be out in the street. Mindlessly eating your brains.

I have a somewhat serious ongoing argument with my husband—I maintain that in a "almost everyone will die horribly" scenario (28 Days Later, Zombieland, The Road [not zombies but STILL!]) I would rather have a quick death without the almost-certainly futile struggle. He thinks I'm a "quitter" and, totally seriously,…

"Given the dynamics of the disease, once the zombies invade more sparsely populated areas, the whole outbreak slows down—there are fewer humans to bite, so you start creating zombies at a slower rate. I'd love to see a fictional account where most of New York City falls in a day, but upstate New York has a month…

I'm going to head straight to Galt's Gulch—no mooching zombies allowed there, and bonus! It's in the Rockies.

Siiiiiiiiiiiigh...

Good plan. Zombies can't get in without a card.

When I worked retail, I used to have recurring nightmares about the zombie apocalypse. Through these nightmares, I have developed two survival strategies.

can we get a cookie interview on jez?? MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE.

You look pretty.

I know, and that's sad. For me. I love the actual instances of shade. I want a Shade Court post with all shade all day so I can laugh and be entertained.

Ha! I watched that episode of Empire last night and when Cookie said that, I about spat out my pizza. SO SIMPLE, SO GOOD. Cookie is Queen.

i feel like 8 times out of 10

It was the busiest movie we'd had ever. I'd show up to work an hour before we opened and the lines were already thick and long to get in and people were so self-righteous about it. It was a terribly violent movie in the worst ways possible, but people would still insist on bringing their young kids to see it, and…

I'm sure that a cultural difference was at play but it would still irk the piss out of me.